Boring day, Sian and Hannah went to get Hannah's things from the college that's too far away, so us dogs had a quick walk this morning and have been home all day until Phil came home. After some wrestling, we just chilled and chatted about things - strange the things we talk about when there are no humans around
... tails - why do dogs chase them - none of the others can catch theirs - Hez's tail is too short - she's only got two thirds of hers, but she's too boring to chase her tail. Flash wouldn't even think of it. I can catch mine - no bother at all, but then I don't know what to do with it. I just stand there with it in my mouth, wondering why I did that!
...television - how on earth do the people get in there - it's only thin, but I've just been watching boys playing football - I can't get in there to play with them, the ball doesn't come out, but I can see it - very strange. Phil said I had to ask if people can guess which football team I support !
...knickers - why do people get so cross at me when I chew knickers. I don't see it as a problem, but hey ho.
... why does Flash fart so much ...
... why do people keep fish in a tank? ...
Going for a walk now, have fun. Answers on a postcard ...
